St. Peter's denies entry to Michael Madsen until he finishes his "Reservoir Dogs" dance.

Garage with divine ropes.- Actor Michael Madsen was stopped at the gates of Heaven after he tried to enter without having finished his eternal choreography to the rhythm of “ Stuck in the Middle with You” , like the one he immortalized in Reservoir Dogs .

The incident occurred shortly after the actor died, after "freeing Willy" on this plane, and attempted to enter Eternal Paradise without having completed certain artistic projects.

RIP Michael Madsen September 25, 1957 – July 3, 2025 Only 67

You will be missed pic.twitter.com/N1rIsZGZTn

— The dudel (@Kaelan20756377) July 4, 2025

Michael Madsen has already tied up a cherub to perform his routine in Heaven.

“We received a notification that you never finished your little dance… If you want to get in, you can first go to Purgatory to finish it with some lost soul, and then come back,” the heavenly gatekeeper suggested, forbidding Madsen from tying up a cherub while doing so.

As the conditions were being communicated to “Mr. Blonde,” an endless Stealers Wheel playlist began to play, causing even the cherubs to begin dancing while holding razor blades, a move that baffled God himself.

For now, Madsen has been relocated to Cinephile Limbo, where he shares space with characters who don't know if they're good or evil, like Gollum, Don Corleone, and the protagonist of Drive , all waiting for someone to decide if they deserve redemption or a sequel.

So sad. My favorite dance in a film is his from Reservoir Dogs. #RIPMichaelMadsen https://t.co/jvU3pTGUcE pic.twitter.com/g58dB49SvW

— 𝔇𝔬𝔲𝔟𝔩𝔢 𝔇𝔲𝔱𝔠𝔥 𝔇𝔦𝔞𝔫𝔢 ☣ (@Brassylassy) July 3, 2025

“ As soon as they confirm that the dance is over, we will let him in,” added Archangel Saint Michael, after watching the great Michael slowly descend the foggy stairs he had come in by, still holding his imaginary knife.

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